In a game-changing move aimed at increasing adoption among young, hip, Internet-native developers, Alfresco today released a CMIS client library for the popular brogramming language LOLCODE.
'Everyone who follows me on Twitter knows that I spend most of my waking moments searching for the best lolcats on teh internetz.' said Peter Monks, Alfresco's Director of Hirsute Affairs. “But when I stumbled across LOLCODE and saw the enormous adoption it’s now enjoying, I realised that we needed to ensure that Alfresco’s leading content management services were fully leveragable in lulz critical applications.”
These additions to the LOLCODE language are already garnering critical acclaim from hipsters and humans alike, with powerful new constructs including:
CAN HAZ LOLCIMS?
Enable the LOLCMIS capabilities
PLZ OPEN <serverVar> '<CMIS service document URL>'? [PRETTY PLZ WIV '<username>' ['<password>']??]
Connect to a CMIS compliant repository (optionally with a user name and/or password) and retrieve the CMIS service document
IM IN YR <serverVar> LISTING YR <repoVar>
List the repos within a CMIS Server
IM IN YR [<repoVar>|<folderVar>] LISTING YR <contentVar>
List the contents of a repo’s root folder or folder
GIMMEH TEH CONTNT OF <fileVar>
MAEK [FIEL|FODLR] <contentVar> IN <folderVar> WIV <properties> [AN <contentLength>:<content>]
Create a new file or folder using the properties and (optional) content